We’re used to seeing sleek, sexy and sophisticated vampires, but what would eternity hold in store for a man who’s so obese and hapless at the time he’s turned, he’s just as likely to be mocked and mugged by his intended prey as to succeed in making a kill? The hilarious, bestselling Fat Vampire series by Johnny B. Truant is highly rated, and the box set of all six books is currently priced at just $5.99.
Fat Vampire Big Fat Box Set – The entire 6-book series: An Underdog Vampire Collection (4.5/5 stars, currently priced at $5.99)
This collection contains ALL SIX BOOKS in the Fat Vampire series:
* Fat Vampire
* Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken
* Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat
* Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger
* Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse
* Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the Fattest
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DESCRIPTION FOR FAT VAMPIRE (BOOK 1 IN THIS 6-BOOK COLLECTION):
When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn’t make fun of him, it’s just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.
And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it’s just Reginald’s own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover he’s become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to “heal” to his corpulent self for all of eternity.
As Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire — too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead — he discovers in himself rare powers that few vampires have… and just in time too, because the Vampire Council might just want his head for being an inferior representative of their race.
Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife’s lemons into tasty lemon danishes.
Still not sure? As of this writing (on 6/4/15), the first book in the series is free!
Click here to get Fat Vampire.
Click here to get the Fat Vampire Big Fat Box Set.
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