The Bard’s Tale (4.5/5 stars, guidance suggested, currently priced at $2.99) is a humorous, bawdy, adventure role playing game app. From Amazon:
They said it couldn’t be done…a full-scale massive 3D epic role-playing game on Kindle Fire! See why it’s the BIGGEST Kindle Fire game ever made!
NOTE: Additional assets downloaded after install require at least 1.7GB of free space.
“The Bard’s Tale is easily the funniest game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played all the funny games out there.” – IGN
You are the Bard, a selfish rogue weary of pointless sub-quests and rat-infested cellars. Through magical song you summon characters to join you in battle, heal your party, and take damage on your behalf. Ready your weapon as you embark on a quest for coin and cleavage!
“Ready your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard’s Tale” – Game Chronicles
Play The Bard’s Tale today on your Kindle Fire. Prepare to immerse yourself in over 20-30 hours of adventure, featuring:
• 50 enemy types (not counting bosses!)
• A vast world to explore with towns, wild forests, rivers, castles, towers, secret dungeons, snowy mountains, caverns, haunted tombs and more
• A full cast of bizarre NPC’s
• Over a dozen special boss enemies to defeat
• 16 magical characters to discover and then summon at will to aid you
• Over 150 unique items of weaponry, armor, instruments, tokens, artifacts and loot!
• More Song & Dance numbers than any other game, including a zombie dance-off!
• Over 14 hours of outstanding voice-acting from top Hollywood talent, including Cary Elwes (The Princess Bride) as the Bard, and the inimitable Tony Jay as the Narrator
But wait! That’s not all! Enjoy these great new additions in the Kindle Fire version:
New Features:
• GameCircle Leaderboards—for accumulated Silver and Experience!
• GameCircle Achievements—over 50 spread throughout the game!
• Autosave—option to save automatically when you near a save-book in game.
• Time-Savers—optional in-app purchases are available to pump up your Bard and save you time! (Note: All such items are attainable through normal game-play, with time and persistence, just as in the original console release.)
• Includes the original classic games The Bard’s Tale I: Tales of the Unknown and The Bard’s Tale 2: The Destiny Knight! 3 coming soon!
“This game is satire in its sharpest form” – Cheat Code Central
If you love a good laugh alongside your dungeon crawling adventures, try The Bard’s Tale!
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