Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicorn?
Ralph Pincus, Occultist Extraordinaire by Marcus Lambert

Christians, you have a new savior.

Don’t worry. This one’s Jewish too.

And his name is Ralph Pincus.

Ralph joins forces with an evangelical sorcerer and a noble vampire in order to save the world. The reluctant trio must learn the truth before time runs out: Why does destiny’s invitation sound like the garbled death rattle of a child murderer? What is the secret shame of all good vampires? What is a viable online revenue stream for zombie exploitation? Why are all the sorrows of the world contained in the single tear of a gay unicorn?

All those questions and more will be answered as a Jewish guy saves Christmas.

Warning: This book contains sexually explicit content and graphic language. It is not intended to be read by anyone under the age of 18.

“An edge-of-your-seat mind bender . . . that will leave you secretly wishing there was more to read even as you question your choice in books . . . May your guilty pleasure be fulfilled.”- San Francisco Book Review